Confession

I’m a quilter, and like most quilters, I want to use up every last precious bit of the fabric that I buy. So when I finish up a quilt and I’ve got some leftover bits, I throw them into my “scrap bin”, in the hopes of finding some use for them later on in a different quilt or project.

To date, I’ve used approximately 0 scraps.

I seem to lack that gene that allows you to be inspired by your scraps, and to see where they would fit appropriately in with other scraps to make something Super Fantastic. I’ve come to realize that unless I have a specific plan for fabric (or even for yarn), I’m going to end up getting frustrated and quitting the project, whatever it may be. I have to have a clear plan in place before I start something, and the scrappy quilt movement is much more freeform than I can handle.  I’m sure there’s some deep seated psychological crap going on with this somewhere, but for now I’m going to try to combat it by reviewing the fabric I have in my stash and assigning it to particular patterns so that I’m not floundering when I want to start a new project.

Knitting, to me, is easier to stash for, at least with the type of knitting that I do. I stick to socks and lace; these are predictable yardage projects, as I generally know that one skein of yarn will equal one pair of socks and that 400 yards of lace will whip up a small triangle shawl. I don’t enjoy knitting sweaters or larger projects, so I don’t generally have a leftover skein of yarn to contend with and try to work into another project.

Speaking of knitting, I’ve got a finished object blocking in my office – my Peacock Tail and Leaf Scarf finally caught my attention long enough to finish the body, knit the other end, and then kitchner them together. Let me say that again – I kitchnered 182 stitches of sticky lace yarn together without cursing, crying, or throwing it across the room. Matter of fact, it turned out rather nicely in the end. The scarf is a little over 5 feet long, and that’s with extra repeats being knit into the body beyond the 30-someodd repeats it required. Once it dries, I’ll snap some photos of it in all its glory.

But now I have this leftover tiny ball of lace yarn….

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2011

I don’t like resolutions. Breaking your goals up on a year by year basis (or trying to hold yourself to something for a FULL YEAR) seems like an awfully long time to try something new. But it’s so convenient to start fresh at the beginning of the year, so I can’t keep myself from completely refraining from trying something new, even if it doesn’t fully take for twelve months. So I’ve come up with some things that I’m going to focus on, but not freak out if I don’t manage to implement completely.

Gawd, that’s like the biggest parachute clause ever.

Anyway, in 2011 I’d like to…

  • Run a half-marathon, currently scheduled for February 20. This sucker is just for finishing, not for time.
  • Reduce the amount of meat in my diet. I’m not going vegetarian (lo, but steaks are too tasty), but I do think that less meat would be good for me and my family.
  • For the meat we do eat, find healthier options – hormone free, vegetarian fed, free range, yoga practicing chickens and cows for THIS family, if at all possible.
  • Use more coupons. It is amazing how much money you can save by just using the discounts that stores and restaurants provide.
  • Complete 6 college classes (18 total hours). I’ve got 7 semesters until that degree is complete, and this year represents 3 semesters towards that.
  • Teach my kids to ride their bikes.
  • Finish a pair of socks. ONE PAIR. That’s all I’m asking. JUST. ONE. PAIR.
  • Try more new stuff. Break out of my norm, and be open to new experiences
  • Find a pair of jeans that fits

What about you? What’s on your list?

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Running, Running!

The training for the half marathon started a week ago, and I’m two long runs into it. It feels good to be outside right now in this weather; Texas has these awesome fall days that are cool and crisp in the mornings, but that morph into a sunshiny burst of dazzling blue skies. It’s like nature is trying to make up for the hell we go through over the summer; it doesn’t quite make me forget the sweltering heat, but it does restore my faith that God has not abandoned Texas to the Devil.

The training portion of the running is going okay – I’m still working towards running for minutes at a time, and I’m okay with that. If I walk/run a half marathon in February, I’m going to be absolutely the proudest woman in the world, because I know that this time last year there was no way in hell I was even considering moving myself that kind of distance. Unless I was in a car, and there was beer at the end of the drive. Or cookies. I’d probably drive 13 miles for cookies. (To be honest, I know I would.) So to be able to get up and motivate myself to do something that requires that kind of stamina…I’ll be happy. I’ll be ecstatic if I run the majority of it, but I will get a gold star for just completing it.

That’s my goal. Complete it. Don’t die.

A bonus to all of this is that I’m more conscious of other aspects of my health, primarily what I am delivering to my pie hole. I find that the longer I work on the running, the more I don’t want to wreck it with crappy eating habits – my iPhone tells me how many calories I’ve burned after a workout, so everything I eat for the rest of the day feels like I’m weighing it against that number. Burned 230 calories running this morning? That’s a candy bar. And I don’t want to cancel out the run with one damn candy bar, so I start passing up cookies and candy and bread and looking for things with protein and vitamins. I’m not saying that I’m perfect, because more than one snack sized Milky Way has found it’s way out of the kids’ Halloween buckets and into my awaiting face, but overall I’m doing much better than I ever had in the past. Who’s eating vegetables? This girl, that’s who! I’m not doing salads, though. I have limits.

Two long runs down, eighteen to go until The Day. February 20th, 2011, y’all. It’s on.

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Requirements

There are things that we all have to do every day that enable us to go do the things that we want to do. For me, those things include work – I’m a Project Manager for a Very Large Corporation, childcare, family, and on and on and on. Mostly, I manage to do all of this and still carve out time for sewing or knitting, but lately I feel like the work part of my life is taking over and infecting all other aspects of my life. I have less time for my family, less time for things like laundry, and less time to spend towards relationships and friends. This in turn makes me less crafty, since I have to make up the time with my family, and that’s how I end up spending weeks away from my craft room. I miss it. I miss sitting in front of my machine, matching seams and building up quilts. I miss creating and just being creative, and not having deadlines that seem do or die.

This current work cycle doesn’t seem to have a light at the end yet. I need to figure out how to carve out a better balance, not only for myself but for my family. I need to find that line where everything outside of the walls of my home is shut off and I have quality time with my children, my husband, and yes, with my sewing machine. I miss them all.

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On The Track

This morning, I woke up and realized that I hadn’t registered for the half marathon that I pledged earlier in the year that I would run; it’s almost like that final, absolute step of registering is actually confirming that yes, I’m going to do this batshit crazy thing and run that distance for nothing more than bragging rights in the end. There won’t even be beer at the finish line; more like a bruised banana and a bagel so that you have enough energy to get to your car and get back to your house before you actually die. Not that beer would be a good idea, but hell, at least it’s something to work towards, right? Who, other than a 3 year old, is motivated by a banana?

But, in the spirit of following through, I finally registered this morning. I’ve been running more or less steadily for the past few months in the heat, when time and energy allowed. Now, though, I’ve got to get myself in serious gear and train like…well, like an actual runner, instead of a hobbyist. I’ve got all of the equipment, I’ve got a schedule, I’ve got a training plan, and it is up to me to go and implement it and run, run, run. The trip I made to the doctor last week might be motivation enough, actually, considering that she said things like “borderline high cholesterol” and “lower your BMI” and “immenent death if you eat another chicken wing”. So, on to exercise we go!

Happily, we’ve done a lot over the past few months to improve the food content in our home, and we’re eating a ton healthier than we ever have before; there’s always room for improvement, so improving it I am. My children will become intimately familiar with vegetables like spinach and edamame; I’m learning to like oatmeal (I’m not a fan without heaps of sugar and butter) in it’s raw-er form, and we’re all reducing the amount of red meat we eat. My kids are going into shock from the reduction of the amount of pasta in their diet. My husband is looking at the amount of dietary fiber in the foods that we’re eating, and he’s predicting separate beds before too much longer.  Fine by me; he gets the blow up mattress in the floor of the media room.

Work on the quilt for my sister is going well; I’m at that mindless peicing part, where you’re building blocks over and over and OVER again, so I’m having to remind myself to be careful to not space out and end up picking out stitches and redoing blocks.

Only 60 More to Go

I have to make 80 of those (that pile represents 20), then turn those 80 blocks into 20 blocks, and then turn those 20 blocks into one large and in charge full sized quilt. I’m having to hold myself back from knocking out a few of the larger blocks (which takes 4 of these smaller blocks), but I want to get through the full 80 before I do that so that I can lay it out and not end up with an entire block of brown at the end. It’s hard, though, because I’m an impatient girl. I’m going track down backing and binding fabric and get that ordered so that I’m not waiting on anything once the top is done.

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Criss Cross, Apple Sauce

I swore up and down that I would NOT do another large quilt once my son’s quilt was completed (and, uh, the binding still isn’t completed on THAT one, hello lazy bones), but here I am again. Don’t get me wrong; I love large quilts, but I hate, hate, HATE dragging them through my machine for quilting; it’s like wrestling a dead moose around my sewing table. However, for this quilt, I think that the blocks are large enough that they require being in a larger quilt to fully appreciate the pattern. So here I am again, plotting a quilt that in a month I’m going to be complaining about quilting. It’s just my way, y’all.

So. The plan is this: sew and cut a ton of half square triangles, and then sew them back together into this: a criss cross quilt. I’m obsessed with star blocks lately; I can’t explain it, but the symmetry is very alluring, and I figure I’d better jump on this at once. I ordered a frightening number of charm packs from a lovely seller on Etsy who had super fast shipping and an excellent price, and here I am today, the proud owner of a ton of cream colored solid squares that I cut myself, another stack of charm squares waiting to be sewn to those solids, and 80 HST’s already sewn, cut, and pressed open.

Half Square Triangles

The sheer number of squares to be sewn and cut this time is a little overwhelming; I’m trying to take bites of the elephant by sitting down and doing them a bit at a time, but it’s like the stack of “to be sewn” just keeps multiplying. Which is might be; I don’t know what my fabric does when I’m not around, if you dig my meaning, and I think you do, bow chica bow wow and all that. I’m just hoping that over the next few days, I’ll look up and suddenly, they’ll all be sewn and just awaiting a precise slice down the middle followed by a quick n’ dirty with my iron. This quilt is destined to live at someone else’s house, though, so there is a deadline for completion; I need to get crack-a-lackin’ on it so I can gift it and check it off the list.

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Tubular Netting Tutorial

So, I’m going to apologize in advance – I suck at this sort of thing. Pictures! Words! In order! It’s all very time consuming and requires a lot of patience and brain power that I don’t have; I truly admire folks that are able to throw up effortless, gorgeous, thorough tutorials that are easy to follow and great to look at. I’m not that girl, so bear with me on this.

When I first wanted to make this bracelet, I couldn’t find a tutorial. I searched everywhere and finally stumbled across a diagram of how it was supposed to work, but it was still really confusing to me. I messed with it, I fussed with it, I tried finding a tutorial that I could buy that would help me, but all to no avail. Finally, after putting it down and walking away from it, something clicked in my head about what I was doing wrong, and I came back and knocked out a few bracelets. And it was easy once that light zoomed off my head. So, in the general interest of sharing, I’m going to show you the stitch that I learned. Note that I’m not showing you how to create a clasp, or how to finish it – there are a ton of people that have covered that information (and better than I would, I might add). But I’m stepping up to the plate on the one thing I had problems finding – how to do the damn thing.

Step 1: ASSEMBLE YOUR BEADS.

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Above I have clear seed beads, 6 mm silver pearls, and a beading needle. I also have Fireline (a fishing line, strangely, but apparently awesome for making bead jewelry and conveniently located in my local Hobby Lobby in the beading aisle) 6lb in DIAMOND or CRYSTAL or whatever they call the clear version. I cut off a long bit of it, probably about 4-5 feet to start. If you make an entire bracelet, you’ll have to learn how to knot a new strand in, how to hide the knots, and how to weave in ends because this sucker uses a LOT of the line.
Step 2: Big Beads Go On First
Tubular Beading Tutorial
Take four beads and string them on your line, and then run your line back through the first bead.

Step 3: Now Add Little Beads
Tubular Beading Tutorial
Take your line and go back through the beads, but this time before you go into the first bead, add a seed bead. Do that between each of the beads until you come back around to the first seed bead. Go back through it. So now you have a line of thread that goes through your pearls TWICE, and that second round puts a seed bead between each pearl.

Step 4: Make It Look Like A Flower

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Now, this is where you might have to adjust depending on the pearl and seed beads that you’re using. What I did was add seven seed beads to the line, go around the next pearl, and put my beading needle through the next seed bead. You might have to use 5 or 9 depending on your bead combination, but note that the number should ALWAYS BE ODD. You’ll see why in a minute. Do this a total of four times; when you go through the last bead, you’ll actually angle it so that you can go back into the anchor seed bead and then up the first four seed beads of the first petal you did.

Tubular Beading Tutorial

See how that thread is coming out of the middle of the “petal”? That’s the first petal I did, and we’re doing what Better Beaders calls “stepping up” – you’re creating a way to make a new level of your bead weaving.
Step 5: Add More Pearls

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Take one of your pearls, add it to your line, and then sew into the middle bead of the next petal. MIDDLE BEAD. NEXT PETAL. Very important here. That’s why we needed an odd number of beads on a petal; you’re creating the net with this step. Do this three more times, until you’ve added a new round of pearls.

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Once those pearls are secure, the magic can happen. Do you feel it? Are you tingly? Now, pull that line, snugging up the pearls, and kinda pull down on the first level of pearls you put on the line. The “petals” will start to make “V” shapes, and you’ll see the first level of netting.
Tubular Beading Tutorial

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Step 6: Do It Again!
If you notice, in the last picture, you now have a single bead in between every pearl. Those single beads are the anchor beads for this round of Petal Power. Make four petals, and then “step up” through the first half of the first petal:

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Then add pearls and pull tight:

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Lather, rinse, repeat until you’ve done it a hundred times.

Tubular Beading Tutorial

Now, in the bracelet I linked at the veeeeery top of this post, I actually used 4mm Swarovski bicones instead of pearls, and it gave a different look; experiment around with it and see what you can come up with, because from what I can tell, this is super versatile. And also, SUPER EASY.

Let me know if you actually use this to make anything – I’d be interested to see what y’all come up with!

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Virtual Quilting Bee, LSG Style

I’ve been itching to join a virtual quilting bee (for those of you Not In The Know, this is where people from The Internets make quilt blocks for you, you make quilt blocks for them, and at the end of it you get enough blocks for a lap sized quilt), and I finally got my chance with a group on Ravelry. Yeah, I know it’s a knitting website. We’re bicraftual, remember?

Anyway.

So, this is My First Quilting Bee, and I’ve decided to use these fabrics:

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and cut them into these strips:

LSG Quilting Bee!

and ask these wonderful women (actually, the correct term would be “hoars”, ’cause you know, it’s LSG) to make blocks for me. In return, I get to make blocks for them; I’ll get to try blocks that I’ve wanted to try, but haven’t had enough time to actually turn out a quilt using them. It’s like a quilt block buffet! All you can piece! I’m very excited about it! Hence the exclamation points!

We made it through the first day of school; Mom cried a bit, like a sucker, but The Boy could not have cared less. He was all, GET OFFA ME when I tried to give him one last hug before he went into class. So much for that touching moment complete with violins I was envisioning. He came home that evening completely exhausted, which amused me greatly. This is the Energizer Bunny of 5 year olds, and here he is asking me if it’s bedtime already, because he’s tired. Hell, yeah, kid – go crawl into bed! Can you convince your sister to do the same?

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Obsessed

Do you ever look at something crafty, and think, I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. Immediately. And so you set out to find a tutorial and…nothing. The well is dry. There is nothing out there to possibly teach you how to do whatever crafty bit of fluff you’re trying to figure out. So you put it aside, because really, how much crafty junk do you need to be able to do?

But it keeps bugging you.

And bugging you.

For me, it was a bead weaving technique called Tubular Netting. I saw a picture of a bracelet someone made on Flickr, and I was entranced. And for the life of me, I could not figure out how they did it. It was infuriating. After digging for a while, I finally came across a tutorial that is more letter diagram than tutorial, but at least I was able to puzzle through it. I give you…completed tubular netting bracelet!

Tubular Bead Weave

And of course, it was TOTALLY EASY once I found that diagram. Like, ridiculously easy. I have no idea where to wear it (or it’s red and black brother), but dude. I FIGURED IT OUT. So, once I had that out of the way, I had to kick into gear with my OTHER obsession: star blocks. Specifically, the tutorial that cauchy posted on her blog caught my eye – I had the fabric, I had a week off for vacation with no plans in site, and so I ended up knocking out a bunch of stars.

Stars!

There are more of them now, of course. Not anywhere near the 108 I need for a quilt, but you know…it’ll get there.The orange and the aqua are knocking my socks off. It’s just so gosh darn happy that I almost can’t stand it. I’m not a fiddly quilter, not really into heavily seamed projects or anything with wonky cuts, but for some reason these little stars are doing my heart good right now.

Next week, I will officially be the mom of a kindergartener. School age. Joining the PTA and all of that jazz. It’s freaking me out that he’s old enough to do this, to lace up a new pair of sneakers and slap on a backpack and enter into an actual school where he’s going to learn to read and write and hopefully pick up some social skills that include not screeching every nine seconds. He’s going to have a lunch card and homework and the whole shebang. I’m looking forward to it, but I also kinda think that Monday morning may be a little hard for me, when we walk him into the school for the first time and leave him there for the full day to navigate the halls on his own. I hope that he has someone to eat lunch with on the first day. I hope he likes the kids that sit at his table in his classroom. I hope that his teacher sees how sweet he can be under the HIGH ENERGY label he’s got plastered to his forehead.  Mostly, I hope that he does well, because this is just the first step down the path of school politics.

The first of 13 years of schooling starts on Monday, little dude. I hope you’re ready for it. I know you’re ready for it. I’m not sure I am, though.

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To-Do List

I’ve been blog cruising lately, and I’m coming up with this enormous list of things I want to make and create and do, and I’m frustrated by the time limits that I’ve got because there just isn’t enough time in my day to do the things I’d like to!

For example, these checkbook covers are adorable. I want to make a metric ton of them. And also, adapt them to passport covers. They wouldn’t really take that much time, but I’d also like to finish that lace scarf I posted last time. And the socks. And maybe turn out another quilt. And let’s not even get into the inspiration that Flickr is providing these days – I have to restrain myself some days from running straight out and buying fabric for the tons of quilts that I see and love.

And oh, the cooking I could be doing. Recipes everywhere, but not enough time to dig into the really juicy ones. THANKS, JULIA CHILD. That cookbook is the devil.

But I’ve got these responsibilities – kids, work, school, keeping the house in somewhat of a decent state, showering…things that stand in the way of my so-called hobbies (but let’s be honest, I’ve gone beyond the “hobby” stage with this stuff. Just don’t tell my husband). Although, I’d say that if they want to keep me from snapping people’s heads off, they’d give me mandatory knitting or sewing time every day. It’s really a public service that I’m doing, sneaking in a few minutes here and there between chapters of Economics, bath times, conference calls and the like.

For the crafty out there – please stop being so awesome, at least just for a while. You’re really distracting me from the things that I need to be doing to keep up appearances as a responsible adult.

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